I saw a squirrel die today
The guy in the oncoming lane didn't even see the squirrel on the road trying to figure which way to go, then it was too late. Bamm-o. The squirrel was left on the road to squirm in his death throes...
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VincentAccordionGuy wrote:StatelyWayneManor wrote:I just work there...between postings.Don't lie. You're with the government.I'm preparing for lunch, now.
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As a third grader, my big fat bus driver attempted to kill 45 children in a suicide slide to avoid a fucking squirrel. I think I spent most of the remainder of that year sitting in the front seat as a...
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StatelyWayneManor wrote:VincentAccordionGuy wrote:StatelyWayneManor wrote:I just work there...between postings.Don't lie. You're with the government.I'm preparing for lunch, now.
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I recently saw a BLONDE squirrel run across I-40. I wasn't even drinking. It really happened.
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I almost killed a squirrel yesterday. Dumbass was doing zig zags in the road. He totally deserved it.
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How do you get a blonde squirrel on top of the roof? Tell it nuts are on the house!
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Some cultures think seeing things is a gift.Of course some also think Jerry Lewis is a genius.
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See? This high-tech, very professional map proves I was not hallucinating.
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Now it's white? How am I going to reuse those dumb blonde jokes, now?Nevermind...why did the blonde squirrel stare at the orange juice box all day?Because it said "Concentrate".
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A brown squirrel tells her blonde squirrel sister, "I slept with a Brazilian..."The blonde squirrel replies, "OMG, you're such a slut! How many is a brazilian anyway?"
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I had squirrels in my attic for a year. My landlord is useless and did nothing about the squirrels. I bought a live animal trap. Unlike others, I didnt send a cat up there to take care of business....
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